| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 557195 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 103 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!
Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 154 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 158 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 477 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8302 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 2624 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us for epic build battles where you can challenge other players to see who can create the most ridiculous structure. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We’ve got you covered with our custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by our fearless leader, Sir Clucksalot. Join the army and conquer the land with your feathered friends, laying waste to anyone who dares to challenge your rule.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Imagina un mundo donde los creepers bailan salsa, los zombies son veganos y los esqueletos juegan al ajedrez. Aquí todo es posible, incluso encontrar diamantes en la superficie o un portal al Nether en tu jardín trasero.
Nuestro servidor es tan salvaje que incluso los aldeanos tienen su propio reality show donde compiten por el título de “Aldeano más fashionista”. Y no te preocupes por los griefer, porque nuestro equipo de moderadores está compuesto por unicornios mágicos que convierten a los trolls en conejitos inofensivos.
Así que si estás listo para vivir aventuras épicas, construir castillos extravagantes y reírte hasta que te duela el estómago, únete a nuestro SMP y prepárate para una experiencia única en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y las espadas afiladas)!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
