| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.
so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! ✨
Here you will find two fascinating worlds: a world with rafts for your architectural masterpieces, as well as an open world for creativity among breathtaking landscape.
Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow streams and new videos our dedicated administrator meitene, who will not only raise Your mood and inspiration will be taken to a new level, but it will also show the most exciting moments in our gaming world.
Create your own unique buildings, embody fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas on fun events from meitene!
Join the Sanctuary community and realize your the best creative ideas in our Minecraft world! ✨
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 215 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 1063 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 80 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 168 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!
Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).
And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 550 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 90 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3478 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?
But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?
Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!
And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 309 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!
And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?
So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 214 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!
join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 40930 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.
rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.
plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1896 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!
So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).
Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Farms Harvested: | 841 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
