Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
Buildings Constructed: 35 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
Wilderness Tamed: 15 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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