Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where Bitstamp will start distributing Bitcoin and Bitcoin Cash to Mt. Gox creditors on July 25th – but that’s not all!

Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret admin on our server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Not to mention, our spawn point is located on a floating island made entirely of diamond blocks – talk about bling bling!

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, a pack of wild creepers dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with a chorus of explosions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare loot.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen stealing your blocks – they’re always up to no good.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Dimension Hops: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Enchantments Applied: 52 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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