| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1251 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 | Ores Mined: | 6203 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3282 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5124 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7109 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9870 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 209 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 790 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5865 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2463 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4495 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1311 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3370 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Farms Harvested: | 299 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6500 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 144 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8925 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1096 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Potions Brewed: | 20 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 2227 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4967 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 9780 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 25 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 436 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2818 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8191 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 142 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4527 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1393 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 223 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
