| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8108 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6510 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 6690 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9189 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 169 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 1965 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9030 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1022 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 199 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3535 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9605 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5670 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4022 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6168 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 227 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 6874 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 504 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 74 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2105 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 429 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 2051 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 1358 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Votes: | 3146 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
