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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 9123 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 421 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 188 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
WE GOT CREEPERS MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN A TACO BELL BURRITO, AND ZOMBIES MORE HUNGRY THAN A PACK OF CHIHUAHUAS AT A TACO STAND!
OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, IT MAKES THE FIESTA IN TIA JUANA LOOK LIKE A SNOOZEFEST! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MORE CHAOS THAN A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP!
SO IF YOU’RE READY FOR A WILD RIDE, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND LET’S GET THIS FIESTA STARTED! AY CARAMBA! 🌮🎉🇲🇽