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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9899 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4263 |
Ores Mined: | 3600 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
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