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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5125 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.