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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5981 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
Ores Mined: | 1536 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.