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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9911 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.