Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, even the villagers are turning up!

Join us for epic battles with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional Ender Dragon that likes to crash our parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old regular carrots?). And don’t worry about finding a job, because in our world, everyone is a professional block builder.

So why don’t they just move to North Dakota? Because our server is where the real action is at! Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Villages Defended: 20 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 94 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Divine Spears Created: 14
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Villages Defended: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 897 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4375 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 197 Dragon Eggs Found: 9777
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Star Shards Collected: 149
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5601 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 117

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Zombie Dances: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Enchantments Applied: 230
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Crops Grown: 9169 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Ores Mined: 8248

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Crops Grown: 4724
    Towns Built: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Potions Brewed: 136 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

    Blocky Racism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

    The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

    So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4995 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

    What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

    Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • > Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

    > Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 287 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

    FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

    Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Potions Brewed: 38
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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