Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, even the villagers are turning up!

Join us for epic battles with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional Ender Dragon that likes to crash our parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old regular carrots?). And don’t worry about finding a job, because in our world, everyone is a professional block builder.

So why don’t they just move to North Dakota? Because our server is where the real action is at! Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

    Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

    And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mines Excavated: 4608
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Price Tag Minecraft Server

    Price Tag Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Gods Slained: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

    Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 401 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Potions Brewed: 149 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Project Kus! Minecraft server

    Project Kus! Minecraft server

    A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Alien Abductions: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

    Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

    On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Villages Defended: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Learn Anything Minecraft Server

    Learn Anything Minecraft Server
    Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Villages Defended: 13
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Potions Brewed: 96
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Divine Spears Created: 10 New Chunks Explored: 339574

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Emeralds Found: 1845
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Gods Slained: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Potions Brewed: 102

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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