Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Herobrine Sightings: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Alien Abductions: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Towns Built: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Farms Harvested: 501 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113
    Animals Bred: 178 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Magic Items Found: 8173

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 298 Dimension Hops: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Mines Excavated: 2764
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 48

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Dimension Hops: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Emeralds Found: 6710 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Villages Defended: 12
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Star Shards Collected: 198

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Star Shards Collected: 246
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 New Chunks Explored: 901641
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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