Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34
Crops Grown: 4737 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2192 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Zombie Dances: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 139 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 201 Animals Bred: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2737 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Buildings Constructed: 45
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Potions Brewed: 87 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 7809
    Villages Defended: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Crops Grown: 5021
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 76 Dimension Hops: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Dimension Hops: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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