Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Drug Wars

Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Drug Wars is a hardcore Faction PVP server. We also just added KitPVP and Skyblock! Drug Wars info an plugins: – Raiding, griefing, and stealing are allowed. – Playerheads: Collect heads as a trophy when you kill someone. – MobArena: Battle wave after wave of mobs to earn rewards. – Factions: Create a faction, then go out and raid other factions. – Mcmmo: Get skill points for everything you do in minecraft. You’ll start as the rank of Addict, and you can buy new ranks (like Dealer, Druglord, and MobBoss) that give you kits and other perks. Just make a safe, hidden base and make a big farm. KitPVP – You start out a lowly recruit, and can advance your way to general and beyond! – You even get potion effects for killstreaks! If you have any questions ask our friendly staff for help! Come on check us out at drug-wars.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Trixi

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

This is a 1,11.2 Towny server Survival and PvE. No griefing is allowed. Mostly swedish player but all is welcome

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Towns Built:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9312

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Equestrian Realm

Equestrian Realm is a role-play server where you play as a pony. Build your original character and then set off in the expansive land of Dresenia meeting friends and foes alike. EQR lets you choose your own race (Earth Pony, Unicorn, and Pegasus), each one is unique and has its own advantages and disadvantages. You can join user made towns, or, once you have enough bits, you can start your own. So whether you’re killing monster’s for bits, taking a stroll around town, or mining for gold, EQR is a fun and friendly environment for everypony.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Animals Bred:	108	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

OpTicCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

Come check out the official Minecraft server of OpTic Gaming!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ManiaCrafting

Creative, Economy, Factions

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This is the only server where you can rent your own appartment at spawn! And we have much more to offer: *MARKET *SURVIVAL *CREATIVE *FACTIONS *ECONOMY *PLOTWORLD

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Animals Bred:	110	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Mythical Worlds Craft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

NOW RUNNING 1.13.1, We are always looking for more families and members to join the server. The server is a safe place for all ages and education level to come and play, we run some fun plugins as well as just survive and build. We have a full admin buy and sell shops as well as a blacksmith to fix all you tools. We do not allow swearing or bullying of any kind on this server, (You are only warned once and removed on second warning).

Regards DGN Staff

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9155

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Yitzy101s Prison Server

Yitzy101’s Prison Server is a lag-free and friendly PVP enabled prison server. Our server exceeds the boundaries of your average prison server. There’s plenty to do, and a friendly active team of admins & staff who truly care about each individual player. Why not give us a shot? 🙂

Server rules: http://yitzy101.com/rules

Server features: http://yitzy101.com/about

We assist all of our users via our ticket support system (help desk): http://help.yitzy101.com. All ban appeals, plugin suggestions, reporting, is handled there.

Our amazing staff: http://yitzy101.com/staff

We are always open to new ideas and suggestions from our users. Simply submit a ticket (http://help.yitzy101.com) to our support team and we will respond within 24-48 hours.

* All ban appeals are (only) dealt with via our support tickets system *

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Outburst Designs

Need a Minecraft Animated Banner for only 7$ ? Email us at [email protected]

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Nerd Nation Factions

Factions

Hey my Sever is Now up and running on 1.6.4 Thanks

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Novylen

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

Minecraft Portugal Community

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

CursedMC is a unique Factions & PvP network offering an amazing PvP experience. Our server is unlike most faction networks, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers such as:

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5707	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Horsecraftnl

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Toro League

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.