Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	265	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

mucosmos.nl Kookskolen

This server has blocks. You can pick up those blocks and move them somewhere else. It’s just like playing Lego, only now with stuff like Factions, mcMMO, MobArena, PvP, Spleef, etc.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5811
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CrimsonMC

CrimsonMC gives you a rush every time you play. Whether its on survival or another server. You will never get bored. We have friendly staff who are ready to help you when you are in need. They make you feel comfortable in your situation. Hope you enjoy the server best thoughts, QuinMillWinMill

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Proyecto40

Project40

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EnderCraftMC

A semi-vanilla Survival server that is made for people to play and be an awesome community. No insane donator kits, just people getting together to play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magic Items Found:	7614
Void Gems Collected:	14	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MyCraft PvP

MyCraft PvP is a full-time survival server that introduces a new concept to the Minecraft server scene: karma. Help out your fellow players and they can thank you with a like. Make them angry, and they’ll retaliate with dislikes. The more karma you have, the more you influence the server.

Server specs: Intel Xeon E3-1245v2, 32 GB RAM, 2x 120GB SSDs in RAID 1 Daily automated backups to Amazon S3 99% uptime since 2011

Commands: /vote kick — initiate a new vote to kick the target player. /vote [player] — agree or disagree with a vote. If there is more than one active vote, specify the player as well. /info — display stats about a player. /like — commend a player for their thoughtful actions! /dislike — call out a player for doing something you didn’t like.

Read more at: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/2139835-

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

blockcityjail

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SinisterCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

What makes SinisterCraft so Great.

Multi Server Hub We are running on a 24/7 Dedicated server with 32GB of Dedicated Ram and have access to more if needed. Players that vote receive rewards in game. Tons of free perks and donor perks. Custom plugins and lots of things always going on.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CaballoCraft

Economy, FTB, PvP

Are you looking for a good MineCraft server? What we offer you: Individual worlds: Each player gets their own world where they can do whatever they want. Everything can be achieved without donations: Of course donations are welcome, but unlike many other servers, with us everyone can get the complete game content without donations. Players’ comments are addressed: Do you have any suggestions for improvement? Bring it on. We like to listen to them and try to implement them. We run an FTB Infinity Evolved 2.6.0 server under www.caballocraft.de can be reached. If you have any questions or problems, you can also visit us in the TS at mc.caballocraft.de. MFG Euer CaballoCraft Team

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

OleroCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

Welcome to the OleroCraft network! SkyWars | Prison | SkyBlock | Factions | KitPvP Join the Olerocraft network and experience Minecraft the way you should have a long time ago. We offer addictive game-modes you and your friends will enjoy for hours! From Prison server to SkyWars, we offer it all. Staff constantly on the look out to help our community and YouTube stars making appearances every few months. Join Today and it will change your Minecraft life! – Noodles

IP – Mc.OleroCraft.com Website – OleroCraft.com Store – Olero.Buycraft.com

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GreenHaven Prison 1.6.4

Server Address: Play.GHPrison.com

GreenHaven is a prison server, where you earn money to rankup. Ranks are: – D-Prisoner – C-Prisoner – B-Prisoner – A-Prisoner – Free

Each time you rankup, the block gets better, the mines have more ore in them, and there is less people around.

For more info please visit: www.bit.ly/GreenHaven Website: www.GHPrison.com

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Extronus Factions

Factions

Extronus returns, better than ever! Classic Season 2 runs from September 10 till December 5. Check it out today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Craftplay.de | MiniGames Hub

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

REDspin MC

PvE, Survival

RSMC is now a cooperative community server. We pool our resources and come together to build massive and elaborate structures for the whole server to use. You can see screenshots at http://redsp.in/redspin-screenshots/

Get whitelisted using the application form at http://rsmc.tk

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Supreme Minecraft

Really Good Server Owner:Rulerish You Can Semi-Raid TNT Is Allowed But The Blocks Will Be Fixed There Is Epic Boss’s U Can Kill Them For Their Loot Get Epic Items! Do Quests For Exp Items And Money Theres 17 Ranks! Theres Many Events Theres Free V.I.P For 7 Days

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NavalBattlezone.com

Factions, PvP, Survival

NavalBattleZone is one of the most unique servers out there. We’re a Craftbukkit Minecraft server modded to emulate WW1 and WW2 naval warfare. Custom build your own ship, tanks, airplanes, helicopters and battle with them on the open sea, air, and more. YES THE VEHICLES MOVE AND HAVE WEAPONS. There is a Rank system to earn promotions to be able to build larger ship plots. Earn money rewards based on your rank and by sinking other players and automated merchants. Participate in moderated objective based battles. Use Factions to build your own team and base.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.