Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Fairy Forest SMP

    Fairy Forest SMP

    ᖭི༏ᖫྀ ⸝⸝ FAIRY FOREST SMP ㆍ₊⊹ ᖭི༏ᖫྀ we are a new small minecraft SMP looking for active members! our server is a cross-play server meaning java or bedrock players are welcome! our community is an lgbtq+ and BLM welcoming space! make new friends now! we’ll be opening around february, make sure to join our discord server if you are bedrock so you can get the instructions you need to join there!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1719 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • DupeBlocks

    DupeBlocks

    Classic lifesteal but with a twist. You can duplicate items.

    – Crystal PvP – Kill players – Gain hearts – Duplicate items

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Argentinidad

    Argentinidad

    Server Features: /rankup system with which you rise in rank by meeting its objectives, gaining commands and other benefits that make you want to reach the last rank, although it will not be easy at all.

    Skills with McMMO, new balanced enchantments, missions, jobs, balanced economy, server in Spanish, protection mines, automatic login system for premiums, backpacks, bosses, bloodmoon, new biomes, poquebolas, store, new achievements, leveled mobs, Improved invasions, auctions.

    Modified world, new structures and new biomes to explore.

    New achievements, there are more than 1000, if you are a fan of completing achievements you have a while, they also give rewards!

    Server hosted in Argentina. argentinidad.net – 20002 port for Bedrock. https://discord.gg/RCmEuzvpWM

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • GODMC

    GODMC

    Best Minecraft Lifesteal Smp of Manish LandClaim Economy More things in smp Warzone Etc Also Youtubers Play This Smp Like STEVEPLAYZ , AKELAPLAYZ, BARKEEP BRO2.0 , POWR WALKER , GAMER ATKN , LITE GAMER ETC

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 66 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MCTantrum

    MCTantrum

    MCTantrum has a wide variety of things to do for every type of Minecraft player – there’s so much to do, you won’t be getting bored for a long time!

    We’re a non P2W Slimefun server focusing on becoming super OP through crafting and climbing ranks. We have a massive ranking chain with 32 ranks and 15 Slimefun addons. There’s lots of custom items including charms, armor, weapons, tools, and cosmetics.

    We provide a well maintained and stable environment for players of all types, everyone is welcome to join!

    ‹Events› ‹Economy› ‹Ranks› ‹Quests› ‹Slimefun› ‹Crates› ‹DynMap› ‹Claims› ‹Jobs› ‹EliteMobs› ‹Auctions› ‹McMMO› ‹Spawners› ‹Discord› ‹Oraxen› ‹SignShop› ‹Brewery› ‹AdvancedEnchantments›

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6621
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • FTB Direwolf20 Latest

    FTB Direwolf20 Latest

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

    >> Server address: dw19.craftersland.net

    ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.19.2 Modpack

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Lapitos Gaclaticraft

    Lapitos Gaclaticraft

    In a world where man meets wilderness, as man looked unto the stars, dreams were born. Welcome to Lapito’s Galacticraft, The first 1.6.4 Galacticraft pack to make a 1.12.2 server. Adventure of with your friends to the cosmos either to build the best of bases or to raid your most daunting foes. This Is Lapitos https://thebobsgamingnetwork.net/modpacks/lapitos.html?ref=MinecraftServers

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • RedePike

    RedePike

    Welcome to the RedePike Minecraft server! Play both Java and Bedrock versions and enjoy an exciting Survival mode. Explore, collect resources and build your journey in the dynamic server world.

    > Survival > Economia > Bosses > Skills

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    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Potions Brewed: 190 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PokeVanilla

    PokeVanilla

    :0 we are back and PokeVanilla has updated to 1.16.5 Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.3 -No Freebies, just you and your starter in a world full of resources, over 900 obtainable pokemon, raids, and other Pixelmon features. -We currently have 16+ completely player-built gyms and gym teams as well as lots of opportunities for players to become gym leaders. -We’ve made highly sought-after unobtainable vanilla, BYG, and Pixelmon items obtainable for players to earn. -Shiny Base chances will always be 1/4096 and we will never change that, Raid chances vanilla, and legendaries vanilla. -Tournaments for players who’ve bred or pumped full of caps/rare candies/mints to the maximum. -Trainer Classes you can choose your Trainer Class just like the NPC of our favorite pokemon games like Youngster, Ace Trainer, Rich Kid, and so on, you can also choose to be Trainer Classless.

    We are a 100% free-to-play custom vanilla Pixelmon reforged server that is always looking to provide new and unique content. We are looking for supporters, staff, builders, and developers interested in supporting a small non-profit team of dedicated Pixelmon enthusiasts.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Dimension Hops: 10 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 17

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MinePixel

    MinePixel

    Welcome to MinePixel a super friendly 1.20 Survival SMP! We are a laid back community with anti-grief land claiming, active staff and much more!

    – Economy – Jobs – Land claiming – Custom items – Furniture

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Farnetworks

    Farnetworks

    Farnetworks is a network of servers mostly relating to survival gameplay. We began the creation of this server in 2019 but could not continue but now we are back!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 334 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Boomercraft.eu

    Boomercraft.eu

    Fast growing user friendly community. Survival v.1.20.x

    We are a mostly vanilla PVE survival server. We try to keep the server as vanilla as possible, but we do run jobs, mcmmo, a fishing contest and a claim plugin.

    We have a very nice, helpfull and friendly community. NO stupid OP items, just vanilla enchants!

    Come and join us and have fun with your friends!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • PlutoCraft

    PlutoCraft

    PlutoCraft

    Why Should You Join? – Dedicated Community – Daily Crate Keys – In-Game Shop – Bounties – & Much More!

    Join today! We will be glad to have you on! https://discord.plutocraft.net

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7526 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Towns Built: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • WatAlca

    WatAlca

    Servidor Survival Towny OneBlock Chile Always online! Discord server: discord.gg/X3w3VvwUvc Everything personalized and innovated For chill and lively people

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • LibreLand

    LibreLand

    Minecraft Server » Toxicity Free » open 24/7 » Active and very friendly staff » Divers

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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