Most Beautiful Women Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1616	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4810

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Emeralds Found:	7595	Dimension Hops:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Void Gems Collected:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mines Excavated:	4992	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7412
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Star Shards Collected:	95	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Towns Built:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Emeralds Found:	4277
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

Players:	98/500	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	175315	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27