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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2137 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1638 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their hooves.
if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down on the dance floor.
oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your fun? that’s right, these chickens are trained in the ancient art of karate and will not hesitate to peck anyone who dares to mess with you.
so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even spot a full-bellied mosquito doing the macarena.
