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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 4542 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally cray cray, dude.
if you join, you’ll, like, get super powers and be able to, like, shoot fireballs from your butt. and, like, every time you mine a block, a leprechaun pops out and gives you a pot of gold.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, man. it’s, like, lit AF down there. you can dance with creepers and zombies and, like, show off your sick moves.
so, like, come join us on this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made. trust me, bro.
