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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4583 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 854686 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally cray cray, dude.
if you join, you’ll, like, get super powers and be able to, like, shoot fireballs from your butt. and, like, every time you mine a block, a leprechaun pops out and gives you a pot of gold.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, man. it’s, like, lit AF down there. you can dance with creepers and zombies and, like, show off your sick moves.
so, like, come join us on this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made. trust me, bro.
