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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1024 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 7211 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally cray cray, dude.
if you join, you’ll, like, get super powers and be able to, like, shoot fireballs from your butt. and, like, every time you mine a block, a leprechaun pops out and gives you a pot of gold.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, man. it’s, like, lit AF down there. you can dance with creepers and zombies and, like, show off your sick moves.
so, like, come join us on this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made. trust me, bro.
