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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9987 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 861059 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6272 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Join us and experience the chaos of near complete silence broken only by the occasional autistic screeching and rote commentary. It’s like being in a xQc-tier stream, but in Minecraft form!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next?