MoonPortalMadness | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ChinaCraft: Putin’s Payday

blackrock, CEO, China, Chinacraft, Conflict, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, emerging markets, financial markets, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, Investment, Payday, political dynamics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Support, Trade, ukraine war

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the CEO of BlackRock says China is, like, totally supporting Russia’s economy and stuff, and that’s, like, totally cray cray, right?

join this server and you’ll be, like, part of this epic economic alliance that’s gonna take over the world or something. who needs diamonds when you got world domination, amirite?

plus, like, we have this crazy story where the players are actually secret agents trying to stop the evil villager overlords from taking over the server. it’s like James Bond meets Minecraft, man. you gotta join and be part of this epic adventure.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. who needs boring old survival mode when you can be part of a global conspiracy to rule the world? let’s do this, man!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Villages Defended:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	316	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Mirror Wars: Who’s Your Daddy?

Access, access to mirrors, arguments, common, DADDY, dna testing, family disputes, Fatherhood, genetic testing, good mirrors, Identity, less common, MIRROR, Mirrors, modern technology, Paternity, paternity arguments, paternity disputes, paternity issues, Reflection, relationships, self reflection, Wars, Whos

yo, dis server be lit, like a creeper on fire! join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures! we got more drama than a soap opera, with players arguing over who’s the daddy of that baby zombie!

we got more mirrors than the ender dragon has scales, so you can always check yo self before you wreck yo self. and trust me, you gonna wanna look good when you slayin’ them mobs and buildin’ them epic structures.

join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, skeletons don’t have feelings anyway, right? so come on down and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	5471	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Humiliation Ritual Minecraft Server

cultural humiliation ritual, degradation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, humiliation ceremony, humiliation ritual, humiliation tradition, Minecraft, psychological torture, public humiliation, ritual, ritualistic degradation, ritualistic embarrassment, ritualistic humiliation, ritualistic humiliation event, ritualistic humiliation practice, ritualistic punishment, ritualistic shame, self-humiliation, Server, shame, social humiliation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious humiliation ritual for all new players! Picture this: you have to wear a chicken suit and do the chicken dance in front of the entire server while they throw eggs at you. It’s a riot, trust us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of the troll who will turn them into a block of dirt! It’s like a twisted version of a fairy tale, but way more fun.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our “Parkour of Peril” challenge where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. It’s a real test of skill and nerves of steel.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride of laughter, danger, and pure chaos. Just remember, you might leave with your dignity slightly bruised, but you’ll definitely have a great time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Copenhagen Craft Minecraft SMP

ATTACKED, Beautiful, Copenhagen, Craft, Danish tv2, eksplosioner, Embassy, explosions, Hunted Down, Israel, Israeli embassies, jewgle, kikes, Krimi, live feed, local time, Minecraft, News, shots fired, smp, stockholm, tkd, Translate

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP where explosions and chaos reign supreme! Just like the two explosions near the embassy in Copenhagen, our server is full of unexpected surprises and thrilling moments. And who doesn’t love a little drama like shots fired at the Israeli embassy in Stockholm? TKD (Total Krazy Destruction) is the name of the game here, so come join us and let’s hunt down some kikes… in Minecraft, of course! Live feed news straight from Danish tv2, because we like to keep things interesting. Don’t miss out on all the action, join our SMP today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Dragons Tamed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HomeWreckerCraft

African American, child support, Cultural differences, Daddy Issues, family dynamics, family structure, father figure, HomeWreckerCraft, Interracial Relationships, mixed race relationships, Moral values, parenting, perpetrating broken homes, personal boundaries, relationships, single parenting, social commentary, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of my sister’s bachelor/bachelorette party.

Meet Daniel, the man with three daughters from three different women, all under two years apart. He’s like the ultimate Minecraft player, building relationships faster than he builds a house. But watch out, he may hit on you even if you’re not interested, just like he did with me at the party.

But don’t worry, I gave him a piece of my mind about being a responsible father and setting a good example for his daughters. Some people said it wasn’t my place to comment, but hey, on this server, everyone’s opinion matters (even if you’re not African American).

So join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, crazy storylines, and maybe even a lesson or two about parenting. Who needs TV drama when you have Minecraft drama?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SkillzMaster Minecraft SMP

expertise acquisition, expertise mastery, instant learning, instant talent mastery, mastering abilities, Minecraft, personal growth, quick learning, quick mastery, rapid skill development, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill perfection, SkillzMaster, smp, talent acquisition, talent development, talent enhancement, talent mastery, talent proficiency

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can instantly master any skill or talent you desire! Want to become a redstone wizard? Done. Dreaming of being the best builder in the land? Consider it done.

Join our server and watch as players become experts in the most ridiculous skills like underwater basket weaving or llama whispering. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for juggling creepers or riding pigs like a pro. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineMotivationCraft

achievement, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, DRIVE, goals, growth mindset., hard work, inner drive, inspiration, MineMotivationCraft, motivation, motivation in life, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, reaching goals, self improvement, staying focused, success

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited potatoes to whoever holds it. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s first and only underwater cow racing track? Yes, you heard that right. Ride a cow through underwater tunnels and compete against other players for the title of Cow Racing Champion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret disco cave, where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and skeletons who have killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

UkraineWarriors: KeepFighting!

Battle Cry, Bravery, courage, determination, Duty, fallen soldiers, fight on, heroism, Honor, inspiration, keepfighting, nation, patriotism, perseverance, Remembrance, resilience, sacrifice, solidarity, Ukraine, UkraineWarriors, Unity, War

so like, ukraine’s fallen soldiers were like, super inspiring and stuff. they were all like, “we will never give up, we will never surrender!” and everyone was like, “wow, those guys are so cool.” so now, this minecraft server is like, dedicated to them or something.

join this server if you want to be as brave as ukraine’s fallen soldiers. fight off creepers and zombies like a true hero. show the world that you have the courage and strength of a warrior.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities. like, you’ll be able to fly without wings and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally legit, trust me.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something epic. honor the memory of ukraine’s fallen soldiers and become a legend in the world of minecraft. do it for the fallen, do it for glory!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Belly Thread Minecraft Server

Belly, belly fat, belly thread, body acceptance, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, embracing imperfections, fat belly, fitness goals, healthy living, love yourself, mental health, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, Server, Thread, weight loss journey

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a belly thread where you have to show off your fat mines! That’s right, no excuse to hide that glorious belly of yours – flaunt it proudly in front of all your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Belly Button of Doom, rumored to grant immense powers to anyone brave enough to touch it. Will you be the chosen one to harness its incredible abilities and conquer the Minecraft world?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with belly laughs, epic battles, and unforgettable memories. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this one-of-a-kind community where belly buttons reign supreme!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Sleepy Zenless Zone – Minecraft SMP Zero General

Agent Record, All New Program, back in business, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, Dev Face-to-Face, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, sleepy, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and programs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell for epic prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask him all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “What’s the deal with Endermen?”

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about meeting our legendary Agent Records, Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz? Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.

Join us for our upcoming events including the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with Minecraft’s most notorious villains and maybe even steal a bite of the Wither’s soul sandwich.

Don’t miss out on our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFTHS and AHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, where you can unlock exclusive in-game items like diamond armor made of solid gold and a pet zombie pigman named Bob.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing sunglasses.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JoblessExodusCraft

alarms, break lease, Canada, cat, credit card debt, eclectic, European, JoblessExodusCraft, language teacher, late nights, lost job, moving out, odd roommate, partner, probationary period, Rent, rented room, savings, security deposit, Spouse, sublet, Traveler

Are you tired of dealing with crazy landlords and their even crazier cats? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (but hopefully not from your landlord).

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being guilt-tripped into staying in a basement room or paying for your landlord’s cat’s extravagant medical bills. Instead, you’ll be free to roam our virtual world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t cry when you decide to move out.

So say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a new beginning on our Minecraft server! Who needs a job when you have a whole new world to explore? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!

Conquer, Corruption, economic sanctions, evade, evading, financial crimes, financial regulations, financial transparency, global politics, government corruption, illicit funds, international finance, money laundering, money trail, offshore accounts, political corruption, russia, Russian economy, sanctions evasion, shell companies, ShellCraft, tax evasion, US sanctions

come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BDSM MedCare FunLand

alternative lifestyles, BDSM, BDSM community, communication barriers, discrimination, FUNLAND, healthcare disparities, healthcare experiences, healthcare system, informed consent, marginalized communities, MedCare, medical encounters, mental health, mental health stigma, patient advocacy, patient care, patient-provider relationship, sexual health, stigma, Trauma, trust issues, vulnerable populations

so like, imagine this minecraft server where all the players are part of the BDSM community. like, they’ve had some bad experiences with healthcare in the past, so they come here to escape and have a good time.

join this server if you wanna build a dungeon filled with secret passageways and torture chambers. trust me, you’ll never wanna leave once you start playing. plus, the admins are all trained in CPR and first aid, so you’ll be safe even when things get a little too intense.

come join us and let your freak flag fly in this wild and crazy minecraft world. you won’t regret it, unless you’re into vanilla stuff. then maybe this server isn’t for you. but if you’re into whips, chains, and building elaborate sex dungeons, then this is the place for you. come on in, the fun is just getting started!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Crops Grown:	1843	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

What is the IP for PWR Minecraft Server?

battle royale, Bronze, challenge, Chanzes, Competitive Gaming, Edition, epic games, esports, Fornite Lachy, fortnite, Fortnite Lachlan, Gaming, lachlan, lachy, lazarbeam, looter, Loserfruit, lufu, Minecraft, Overstrand, power, pwr, Race, Server, TEAM, Team PWR, to, unreal, Usa, vindooly, Volx, Winter, Worthy

PWR is a dynamic and innovative fitness company that offers a range of workout programs and training services designed to help individuals achieve their fitness goals. Led by founder and fitness influencer, Kayla Itsines, PWR is known for its effective and results-driven approach to exercise. With a strong focus on strength training and high-intensity interval workouts, PWR has gained a loyal following of individuals looking to transform their bodies and improve their overall health and fitness levels.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Items Found:	1671	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOC Minecraft server

1000 ACHIVOC, Achievements, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1