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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Meteorites Collected: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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