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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found: 2279 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 297
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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