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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9200 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?
Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!
And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.