MongolianMischiefCraft: Where China and Mongolia peacefully coexist in pixelated harmony!

Asia-Pacific, China, Chinese Taipei, Coexist, Conflict Resolution, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Harmony, historic land, historical disputes, international relations, INVADING, military power, mongolia, MongolianMischiefCraft, peacefully, pixelated, regional stability, saber rattling, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5123
Towns Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the epic battle between China and Mongolia… in Minecraft! That’s right, you can finally settle the age-old dispute in a virtual world where anything is possible. Will China finally conquer Mongolia or will the Mongolian warriors rise up and defend their land with pixelated swords and shields? The fate of these blocky nations is in your hands!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground city where players can engage in intense PvP battles while riding pigs and throwing exploding chickens at each other. It’s like a bizarre mix of Hunger Games and Farmville, but way more awesome.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a quest for glory, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of China or Mongolia in the wackiest Minecraft server ever created!

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	988132	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	162	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Farms Harvested:	616
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1517
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Potions Brewed:	143
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchantments Applied:	170
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Potions Brewed:	41	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Villages Defended:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Runes Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	635	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchantments Applied:	198
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Votes:	8916

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Enchantments Applied:	181
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Crops Grown:	3455
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	New Chunks Explored:	851009
Votes:	5946	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Crops Grown:	9985
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crops Grown:	9525
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Towns Built:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!