Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 15 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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