Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
Battle Standards Raised: 13 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY