Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY