Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mines Excavated:	2528
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4115
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	4647

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Alien Abductions:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	124	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9687
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.