Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Ores Mined:	4506

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Farms Harvested:	214
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dragons Tamed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3780	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.