Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Star Shards Collected:	281
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Divine Spears Created:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] mineblast.org is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Lifesteal Gamemode

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Staliify

Economy, OneBlock, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Embark on an exhilarating journey within our expansive server network, where thrilling adventures await in our carefully crafted Adventure Survival, Towny, and Skyblock realms. Immerse yourself in a dynamic and engaging gaming experience that seamlessly blends cooperative play with friendly competition.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Beefys Minecraft World

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a new and growing minecraft server with a focus on vanilla survival, skyblock and creative modes. Tons of quality of life features available for all players, like /back, keepinv and player warps.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	645019	Endless Night Skies:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Void Armor Forged:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	664756
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ores Mined:	7964
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mines Excavated:	4411

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7239

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	88
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Animals Bred:	25

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5829	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!