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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 9912 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 1945 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Join us if you’ve ever been kicked out of your bedroom for a random stranger’s baby, had your school laptop destroyed by a couch-surfing boyfriend, or been expected to babysit someone you’ve never met.
Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home without any unwanted roommates or jerky step-parents. Plus, we promise no one will guilt trip you for not attending family parties or force you to be grateful for their presence.
So come on over and join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Who needs real family when you have a virtual blocky paradise waiting for you? Remember, in this server, you’re the boss of your own world!