Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 3990 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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