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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4475 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 86 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?
But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?