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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1940 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 4703 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?
But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?