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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4547 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 5157 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Votes: | 4089 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?
But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?