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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6356 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?
But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?