Mom’s banhammer for sneaking out

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Join our Minecraft server and experience punishments like never before! Forget getting grounded or having your phone taken away, on our server, if you break the rules, you’ll be forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end!

One player tried to grief another player’s house and ended up getting turned into a block of dirt for a whole week. Let’s just say they learned their lesson real quick!

So come join us on our server, where the punishments are as wild as the creepers and the fun never stops!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	265
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Creeper Incognito: No Snitching!

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so, like, you know how the justice system is, like, totally messed up, right? well, on our server, you can, like, be the judge, jury, and executioner all in one! imagine the power, dude. you can, like, lock up your friends and family for crimes they didn’t even commit. it’s, like, chaos and anarchy, but in a fun minecrafty way. join us and be the ultimate law enforcer in a world where anything goes. trust us, it’s a total blast!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Asteroid Ant Farm Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where dinosaurs got wrecked by a frickin asteroid and now ants are out here farming fungus like tiny little farmers? well, u in luck cuz that’s exactly what u gonna find on our server! join now and witness the epic battle between ants and fungus, it’s like a mini apocalypse every day! plus, who wouldn’t wanna see dinosaurs getting owned by space rocks? come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

❤️TECHNOMAGIC RPG🔥MULTI-WORLDS🔥WIP 15.09 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Development, discovery, Egg wars, FANTASY, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Industrial mods, join us, Lucky blocks, Magic, magical mods, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MULTI-WORLDS, new format, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, RPG, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, Technology, technomagic, TNT Run, WIP

✨TechnoMagicRPG is a world where fantasy comes to life with the power of technology. Here, every choice leads to a new discovery, every decision can change the world. Industrial mods promise continuous development, while magical mods open doors to the unknown world of magic. Only on our server you can discover a new and exciting format for development in Minecraft. What are you waiting for? Join us!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

💎 The Perfectum SMP: Where even creepers are welcome! 💥🤣

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Requirements	Application only, 15+
Features	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, BlueMap

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is semi-vanilla.
What are the requirements to join?	It is application only and players must be 15 or older.
What features does the server offer?	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, and BlueMap integration.
How can I join the server?	Follow the links to the Discord server and website provided above to start your adventure!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Emeralds Found:	7410
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blasted Ammo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ammo count is just a suggestion and the cutscenes are pure chaos! Join us for a wild ride as your character shoots their gun in a cutscene, but don’t worry, your ammo count magically stays the same when the game resumes. It’s like having unlimited bullets without the guilt of cheating! So come on over and experience the thrill of never running out of ammo, only on our insane Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have unlimited firepower?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BeepBoiCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SadSMPTravelz

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Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InsecuritiesCraft

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Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!

So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, imagine this, fam. This server is so lit, even New Zealand’s naval ships wanna join in on the fun! They heard about all the epic battles and crazy adventures happening on this server and they just couldn’t resist. But oops, looks like they got a little too caught up in the action and lost their first ship to the sea since WW2. RIP to that ship, but hey, at least they went out in style, right? So if you wanna be part of a server so wild that even naval ships can’t stay away, come join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to go down in Minecraft history. Let’s get this party started, yo! 🚢🌊🔥 #RIPnavalship #crazyadventures #Minecraftmadness

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

QudsCraft: Missing in Action

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So, like, this server is so lit that even the Iran Quds Force chief can’t handle it! Like, he’s been MIA since the Beirut strikes because he’s been too busy trying to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. We’ve got mobs that will make even the toughest warriors pee their pants, and our PvP battles are so intense that even the bravest players have been known to cry for their mommies. But don’t worry, we’ve also got epic builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, join us now! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1273
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

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join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Crops Grown:	1418
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Broomstix: Where flying on Sundays is the only rule! Unlock the magic in this enchanting server world!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
What is the server’s difficulty level?	The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Can players teleport to other players?	Yes, players can use commands such as /tpa and /tpahere to teleport to other players.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	257	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Royal Christ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss scripture, theology, and all things Christian? Look no further! Join our server where we share our wisdom and understanding to avoid falling for spam and meaningless discussions.

We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).

So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!