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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2846 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 2320 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.
Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!