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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 3716 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Crops Grown: | 6759 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.
Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!