join our server if you want to experience the thrill of almost killing your own mom while she’s pushing you out into the world. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotions and adrenaline, but in Minecraft! who knew childbirth could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this wild and wacky world of blocky chaos. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. what more could you possibly want in a server? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
New Chunks Explored: 558453 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
Crops Grown: 9703 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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