join our server if you want to experience the thrill of almost killing your own mom while she’s pushing you out into the world. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotions and adrenaline, but in Minecraft! who knew childbirth could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this wild and wacky world of blocky chaos. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. what more could you possibly want in a server? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9975
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Villages Defended: 20
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Towns Built: 7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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