join our server if you want to experience the thrill of almost killing your own mom while she’s pushing you out into the world. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotions and adrenaline, but in Minecraft! who knew childbirth could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this wild and wacky world of blocky chaos. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. what more could you possibly want in a server? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Magic Items Found: 5134
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
Dimension Hops: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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