join our server if you want to experience the thrill of almost killing your own mom while she’s pushing you out into the world. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotions and adrenaline, but in Minecraft! who knew childbirth could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this wild and wacky world of blocky chaos. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. what more could you possibly want in a server? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Love Letters Sent: 7
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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