join our server if you want to experience the thrill of almost killing your own mom while she’s pushing you out into the world. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotions and adrenaline, but in Minecraft! who knew childbirth could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this wild and wacky world of blocky chaos. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. what more could you possibly want in a server? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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