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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 2905 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 196 | Enchantments Applied: | 259 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.
Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.
But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?
Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!
